Piggy flu jabs: I'm top of the list (nearly)

[HairyArsedBloke]

Telegraph.

People under the age of 65 with long-term health problems which may include asthmatics, those with heart disease and people with kidney problems will be vaccinated after young children.

Next in line are all young people under the age of 18, followed by the rest of the population, including healthy over 65s, according to sources quoted in Pulse magazine.

All those years of abusing my body with work stress and over indulging with food and booze is paying off.


The thing is, when the come to stick me – I’m gonna tell ‘em to shove it. I don’t trust the frakers.

[Zippy]

Telegraph.



All those years of abusing my body with work stress and over indulging with food and booze is paying off.


The thing is, when the come to stick me – I’m gonna tell ‘em to shove it. I don’t trust the frakers.

See if you can leg it with your dose - you could get 10 quid for it on eBay

[minestrone]

Believe me, the girlfriend showed me the list and as an asthmatic I am nowhere, one above bottom.

Senior public sector and utility company workers come first. The girlfriend is also way down on the list even though she is a doctor giving out the injection.

Anyway, I am just going to get her to steal one for me. Inject myself.

[TimberWolf]

The thing is, when the come to stick me – I’m gonna tell ‘em to shove it. I don’t trust the frakers.

Same here. There's something that quite disturbs me about the medical profession. Only use them as a last resort and don't let them stick you with any kind of needles, fill you with drugs or cut you up even a little bit except as a last resort. Though saying that, if you have health problems you might as well risk it.

[MPwannadecentincome]

The thing is, when the come to stick me – I’m gonna tell ‘em to shove it. I don’t trust the frakers.

Is this the stuff that is giving kids nausea and nightmares?

[vetran]

Have to make sure the part apparatiks have first choice. Its the rules.