Anyone Fancy This ? (check out the rate...)

[kaiser78]

Saw this on Jobserve today:-

Senior Project Manager Contract


Senior Project Manager required for high profile financial project with a Global Bank. The ideal Candidate will have a track record of delivery on projects.

An understanding of SOX and Risk is essential as you will be documenting issues to a standard that auditors will be able to sign off.

Experience with payment systems would be useful. Good negotiating/communication skills is essential.

Please send your CV in for immediate interview. As part of our referencing procedure you may be required to complete a credit check.

Location London
Country UK
Start Date ASAP
Duration 3 months
Rate £11 per hour
Employment Business Lorien
Contact Carol Mullane
Telephone 0131 257 4953
Email [email protected]
Reference JS50108487
Posted Date 03/08/2009 14:09:39

[TroubleAtMill]

Saw this on Jobserve today:-

Senior Project Manager Contract


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Experience with payment systems would be useful. Good negotiating/communication skills is essential.

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Location London
Country UK
Start Date ASAP
Duration 3 months
Rate £11 per hour
Employment Business Lorien
Contact Carol Mullane
Telephone 0131 257 4953
Email [email protected]
Reference JS50108487
Posted Date 03/08/2009 14:09:39

Oh the irony...

[Alf W]

Saw this on Jobserve today:-

Senior Project Manager Contract


Senior Project Manager required for high profile financial project with a Global Fast Food chain. The ideal Candidate will have a track record of delivery of burgers.

An understanding of Shakes and Fries is essential as you will be delivering chicken nuggets to a standard that teenagers will be able to sign off.

Experience with payment systems (tills) would be useful. Good negotiating/communication skills is essential (eg upselling from standard meal to large).

Please send your CV in for immediate interview. As part of our referencing procedure you may be required to rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time.

Location London
Country UK
Start Date ASAP
Duration 3 months
Rate £11 per hour
Employment Business Lorien
Contact Carol Mullane
Telephone 0131 257 4953
Email [email protected]
Reference JS50108487
Posted Date 03/08/2009 14:09:39

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[Board Game Geek]

It's more than NMW, so if you are unemployed it ain't too bad if you look at it from that angle.

[Cliphead]

It's more than NMW, so if you are unemployed it ain't too bad if you look at it from that angle.

And help depress the market

[RichardCranium]

I saw the same role and considered posting it here, but thought I would check it on the Lorien web site for the rate there. That just made me more confused.

It said .. £11 per annum!

[MPwannadecentincome]

pay peanuts get monkey

or - just an ad to clear the path for an ICT

[SantaClaus]

surely shum mishtake!

[ace00]

I am tempted to call about this just to laugh at them......
But I guess they have a bod in India lined up.............He knows SOX (he has 2, 1 for each foot) & he is very good with Risk as he always conquers Australia first and gets the bonus armies.