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    My pimp took me out for ....

    coffee
    I feel all dirty now.
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

    #2
    Up the Oxo Tower?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      He probably wanted to see if you'd left Bluetooth on on your phone so he could swipe all your contacts.

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        #4
        dirty, naughty, bad Pogle

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          #5
          Originally posted by foritisme View Post
          dirty, naughty, bad Pogle
          Am I a bad Piggie?
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #6
            Coffee! Tightwad
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              I hope you had a large Caramel mocha with cream, 2 flakes, extra syrup, and biscuits?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Up the Oxo Tower?
                There used to be a Polo Tower in Morcombe Bay
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  coffee
                  I feel all dirty now.
                  Got to watch ManU in my pimps executive box last season, and just been offered another trip in a few weeks.

                  I can't get the dirt off even with turps

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                    #10
                    Try wire wool.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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