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Driving Through Swindon (slight return)

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    Driving Through Swindon (slight return)

    Hey - Alfie !

    Aye - Whit ?

    Who are you looking at ?

    Brain-storming Habit Forming Battle-Warning Weary
    Winsome actor Spewing Spineless chilling lines

    Critics falling over to tell themselves - Alf's boring
    and really not an awful lot of fun.

    Well who the hell can Alfred be - when he's never had V.D ?
    and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?

    Court-jesting, never-resting --- he must be very cunning
    to assume an air of dignity

    And bless us all with his Oratory Prowess,
    his lame-brained posts
    and his jumping in the air.

    Every Day his act's the same
    And so it must be all a game of chess he's playing

    But you're wrong, Iain - you see, it's only Solitaire.

    #2
    Pretentious tulipe!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Pretentious tulipe!
      Shoo pussycat - Away and play wi 'a ball of string !

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