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    STD anyone?

    Am thinking of having a STD test as never had one through all these years of being a horny horse.

    Has anyone here gone through one of these tests? What's it like?

    #2
    Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
    Am thinking of having a STD test as never had one through all these years of being a horny horse.

    Has anyone here gone through one of these tests? What's it like?
    What makes you think you might have an STD? Any symptoms?

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      #3
      I don't think you need the dreaded swab down the eye anymore. Simple pee in the cup seems to do the trick these days.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What makes you think you might have an STD? Any symptoms?
        Yeah, he keeps opening his mouth and sh!te comes out!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Yeah, he keeps opening his mouth and sh!te comes out!
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #6
            If you are a horse you should know to check if the mares have had one done.

            Safety first.
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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              What makes you think you might have an STD? Any symptoms?
              Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.

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                #8
                Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
                Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.
                you have Cyberorhea

                A pain in the dong and some discomfort



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                  #9
                  had a lot of curries or chilli's lately?

                  have you been banging the bishop with a little too much love?

                  are you using sandpaper while spanking the monkey?

                  draining the lizard shortly after chopping halapeno's?

                  have you ever had sex?
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                    #10
                    After a bladder-o-scope, where they stick a camera down your knob into your bladder, I had those symptoms, accompanied with blood in the urine. If the urine is cloudy, that's likely to indicate an infection.

                    Either way, the treatment of the symptoms is the same - drink about 5 litres of water a day, and you should still see a doc. Chances are, though, you've just been too hard at the pot noodle.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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