Spam Sender Names

[bogeyman]

Wherever do they get them?

Here are a couple from my current junk mail folder...

Lazaro Pap
Melenie Coityus
Joakim Seagull
Rebecca Stain
Betty Penwus
Gerldorf Woo
Amity Box
Pong Tamoshunas

You'd think that if they wanted their messages to be read, they'd come up with remotely believable names, wouldn't you?

Anyway, I have ordered £200 worth of 'herbal viagra' from Lazaro Pap.

Here's hoping!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Those Acai berrys are wonderful. They cure baldness and 'man problems', solve global warming, and allow user to commune with God. It's been on Oprah so it must be good.

[Zippy]

I think I'm missing out since Yahoo pulled its finger out and got good at blocking spam

[bogeyman]

I think I'm missing out since Yahoo pulled its finger out and got good at blocking spam

I can put you in touch with Lazaro if you feel you are really missing out

[NickFitz]

Mine have got a bit dull lately - back in the glory days of 2007 I was getting mail from such luminaries as:

• Humble Richendollar
• Priest Filman
• Hakim Rude
• Blakely Piccolo

...and of course my old friend and a favourite of us all, fdjsfjsf Konkov

[Zippy]

Blakely Piccolo

Viagra? How subtle

[NickFitz]

Viagra? How subtle

His message reads:

Make your tiny lace a true symbol of your power

with a link to "organwhite.com"

[bogeyman]

In their attempts to defeat spam filters, they make euphemisms an art form.

"Your tiny lace"

[OwlHoot]

Google Mail appends the first text line (greyed) to the subject title, which makes it easy to spot the junk even if the sender name and title don't make it obvious (and in my case their spam detection is pretty near perfect).

You'd think these wretched spammers would have given up by now. I mean how many people actually reply to them?

[Zippy]

His message reads:

Make your tiny lace a true symbol of your power

with a link to "organwhite.com"

Oh Lordy - why do people fall for this crap? Surely 'fed up of pissing on yourself?' would sell more?