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    Pen-clicker in the office I will shove that pen where the sun does not shine
    Bored.

    #2
    Sorry. I'll stop now.

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      #3
      Click Click Clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety hahahahahahaha

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        #4
        That is even more annoying that when somebody sitting next to you does the vibro-leg thing.

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          #5
          eating with the mouth open


          should carry a ten year sentance



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Gnawing the end on a pen into an unrecognizable plastic blob and then saying: "Oh sorry ... was this yours??"
            The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
              Gnawing the end on a pen into an unrecognizable plastic blob and then saying: "Oh sorry ... was this yours??"
              Chewing your pen, not telling you, then giving it back
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                I used to work with a bloke who used to make that 'ahem' type noise you do when you are clearing your throat. He did it many times per minute - it drove me nuts. I worked with a pen clicker and this was worse.

                It was a case of open an email ahhhheeemmm, start to read eamil aghhheeemm agghh aghheeem, start first response aghhheemm agheem ahh, delete first response aghheem, write second response, agheeemmeemmeemm, aghheeem hit send, aghhheem, call the recipient but remeber to clear throat before dowing so.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  I used to work with a bloke who used to make that 'ahem' type noise you do when you are clearing your throat. He did it many times per minute - it drove me nuts. I worked with a pen clicker and this was worse.

                  It was a case of open an email ahhhheeemmm, start to read eamil aghhheeemm agghh aghheeem, start first response aghhheemm agheem ahh, delete first response aghheem, write second response, agheeemmeemmeemm, aghheeem hit send, aghhheem, call the recipient but remeber to clear throat before dowing so.
                  That would be Bob Flemming, would it not?

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    That would be Bob Flemming, would it not?
                    coat ?
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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