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    I could ask a question.....

    ...... about IR35, or DOOM, or chutney spoons, but can't see the point, so cutting to the chase. Long time lurker here! Long enough to know the routine, so doors open, booze cabinet is filled and unlocked! Munchies are on the way! Help yourselves.

    Ignore the "specialist" DVD's, they're a friend's

    I'll be the one in the corner being moderated!


    #2
    I see you've hidden all the valuables and covered all the furniture in plastic sheeting. No pets in sight either. Sheesh. What do you think we're like?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Crumlin View Post
      ...... about IR35, or DOOM, or chutney spoons, but can't see the point, so cutting to the chase. Long time lurker here! Long enough to know the routine, so doors open, booze cabinet is filled and unlocked! Munchies are on the way! Help yourselves.

      Ignore the "specialist" DVD's, they're a friend's

      I'll be the one in the corner being moderated!

      How "specialist" are the DVD's
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        How "specialist" are the DVD's
        Disturbingly, they're all about Programme Management best practice, PRINCE2 and Agile Methodologies, Writing effective business cases and the like.

        We've got a wild one here.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          How "specialist" are the DVD's
          Very specialist. They are all taken using a camcorder at various mainline stations and show lots of different trains that all look exactly the same except that they have dirt in slightly different places.

          Aww beat me to it!!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              Very specialist. They are all taken using a camcorder at various mainline stations and show lots of different trains that all look exactly the same except that they have dirt in slightly different places.
              Oh, I missed those - and we've got some here with footage of planes taking off and landing.

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                How "specialist" are the DVD's
                Disturbingly, they're all about Programme Management best practice, PRINCE2 and Agile Methodologies, Writing effective business cases and the like.

                We've got a wild one here.
                Nothing with gladiators in?
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?
                  forget the poof - have you seen upstairs ? Zebra skin wall paper

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?
                    No. It's just HAB.

                    HAB.
                    King of Chutney.

                    Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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