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    Movies on demand

    Being a modern man I like to occasionly let the little woman choose a film. Tonight's offering is "Confessions of a shopaholic"

    FFS

    (She is slapping me round the head while I type)

    My turn next. Corden and Hornes lesbian vampires it is!
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    That was a very bad move.

    You can now look forward to many nights in watching very unfunny "Rom Coms".
    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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      #3
      I think you'll enjoy "Confessions of a Shopaholic" more. Is it one of those Robin Askwith films?

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        #4
        Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
        I think you'll enjoy "Confessions of a Shopaholic" more. Is it one of those Robin Askwith films?
        Sadly not. Lynda Bellingham not in sight either.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Cheesy ending coming up
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Cheesy ending coming up
            Don't tell me,

            Her shopaholic-ness leads to a lovely relationship with a chap (is it Matthew Mcconnaghy?) and they live happily until the next tulipe movie?
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Don't tell me,

              Her shopaholic-ness leads to a lovely relationship with a chap (is it Matthew Mcconnaghy?) and they live happily until the next tulipe movie?
              That'll be it. Married as well huh.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Being a modern man I like to occasionly let the little woman choose a film. Tonight's offering is "Confessions of a shopaholic"

                FFS

                (She is slapping me round the head while I type)

                My turn next. Corden and Hornes lesbian vampires it is!
                "Movies on Demand" - you disappoint me - I thought this was going to be a thread on internet porn

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