Message to all the attractive young females here

[DimPrawn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...ached-men.html

Let me make it clear, I'm not available, I'm attached and sending me PM's with pictures of yourselves in saucy underware to try and ensnare me is not likely to work.

Okay?

[ThomasSoerensen]

I believe you are speaking into an empty void.

[DiscoStu]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...ached-men.html

Let me make it clear, I'm not available, I'm attached and sending me PM's with pictures of yourselves in saucy underware to try and ensnare me is not likely to work.

Okay?

What if they're also looking for a man who can spell?

[ThomasSoerensen]

there is hardware, software and underware.

muppet

[DimPrawn]

there is hardware, software and underware.

muppet

It's part of my charm. Married and stupid.

Come on girls!

[Gonzo]

I have found this to be the case.

I have found that women have been far more flirty towards me since ever since I started wearing a wedding-ring. Admittedly that was starting from a low base, but still.

The wedding-ring is like having a female seal-of-approval (for westerners anyway).

[Pondlife]

What if they're also looking for a man who can spell?

underware is a bit like a female firewall for geeks who can't undo bra clasps

HTH

[Weltchy]

DP, out of curiosity, since you've excluded them, does this mean you would prefer the attention of plain, unattractive or just really ugly women?

If so, I applaud your efforts to "take one for the team".

[BoredBloke]

I worked with a guy from Columbia once and he said that a wedding ring was the perfect way to pick up girls down there as they figured there was less chance of you having STD's or AIDS. He said that single lads were going out with wedding rings on for that reason.

[d000hg]

I knew there was something fishy about suityou repeating every 5min "I'm happily married". This explains it, that must be his chat-up line