I Don't Know My Arse From My Elbow

[Lucifer Box]

Hi all. This is my first time here.

I've heard there are these things called computers and something called a contractor can make so much money you can't p1ss it out your @rse if you try. There are also some things called umbrellas, limited companies, tax men, agents and opting.

What should I do?

P.S.
I have never heard of google, so don't get smart.

[boredsenseless]

Hi all. This is my first time here.

I've heard there are these things called computers and something called a contractor can make so much money you can't p1ss it out your @rse if you try. There are also some things called umbrellas, limited companies, tax men, agents and opting.

What should I do?

P.S.
I have never heard of google, so don't get smart.

Do what everyone else does and keep asking the same crap questions on here over and over again

[Phoenix]

Do what everyone else does and keep asking the same crap questions on here over and over again

I am reporting both of these offensive comments
What do you think this is a Contractors Web site??

[n5gooner]

Do what everyone else does and keep asking the same crap questions on here over and over again

must be a goldfish........

speak to the hand.......

[Lucifer Box]

Do what everyone else does and keep asking the same crap questions on here over and over again

Oh okay.

I've heard you can get all your money tax free just by making up a load of expenses, or maybe just one big one, a crate of vintage champagne say, and telling the tax man someone told you that you didn't need a receipt.

Is that right?

[n5gooner]

reminds me the UPS went up in flames the other day in the office Had to write receipts for lots of new kit that needed replacing, amazing just how much everything adds up to!

[Epith]

Want fries wid dat?

[Phoenix]

Oh okay.

I've heard you can get all your money tax free just by making up a load of expenses, or maybe just one big one, a crate of vintage champagne say, and telling the tax man someone told you that you didn't need a receipt.

Is that right?

The PCG could be useful, depends what you want to talk about.

Don't worry about IR35, it's a storm in a teacup. Just pay yourself minimum wage, divvy the rest and don't forget to send your contract to the IR for a review, thats very important.

As far as brollys are concerned, talk to an offshore composite as they are the best.




Opps! I think that comment might have been Ratewhore's

[n5gooner]

Want fries wid dat?

well burnt chips actualy.

[Epith]

a brolly yes, that is good for keeping the rain orf, chilly now november dont you know, could chuck down at any time
IR35, sounds like a figging love child of R2D2
Own company is nice but am also a social creature