Avoiding French Trolls

**Moscow Mule** · 17 August 2009, 19:09

Take a large supply of goats to placate the trolls.

**Platypus** · 17 August 2009, 19:11

Perfect! Thanks.

**RichardCranium** · 17 August 2009, 20:40

There are one or two still about, apparently.

**Pondlife** · 17 August 2009, 20:42

According to the mail, you should also take some cheese to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.

**d000hg** · 17 August 2009, 21:52

I've been waiting all day for this thread to appear.

**EternalOptimist** · 17 August 2009, 22:11

I had that problem

So I put a coal scuttle on me 'ead, adopted a funny high stepping gait, and demanded free sausages and cabbage soop.

They couldnt do enough for me after that

**Le Rosbif** · 18 August 2009, 06:54

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

There are one or two still about, apparently.

I'm honored.

Did you get the news btw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-schools.html

**TroubleAtMill** · 18 August 2009, 07:04

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

According to the mail, you should also take some cheeseburgers to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.

Linky

**xoggoth** · 18 August 2009, 08:13

But they don't like OUR cheese.

Avoiding French Trolls