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    Pheasants ...

    Do you interact with them?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Do you interact with them?
    Hit one with the Land Rover once.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Hit one with the Land Rover once.
      Only once?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        I get my peasants to interact with them.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Only once?
          Should I have reversed over it?
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            #6
            I see one, I shoot it. Somebody collects it and presents it at table a couple of days later. One of the benefits of having an estate DYK.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Should I have reversed over it?
              Legally, if you run over a pheasant yourself, you're not allowed to take it home.

              The person behind you is allowed to dispatch the bird and collect it though.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Oh, pluck off.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Hit one with the Land Rover once.
                  Ah so you were the mal-pheasant then

                  Taxi........
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    Legally, if you run over a pheasant yourself, you're not allowed to take it home.

                    The person behind you is allowed to dispatch the bird and collect it though.
                    Maybe I'll just get a gun ...
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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