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    Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever

    Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
    'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
    'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


    she likes it when I'm rough


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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
    'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
    'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


    she likes it when I'm rough


    Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Flubster View Post
      Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
      deal.
      if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.


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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        deal.
        if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.


        Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
          why do birds like rough blokes ?
          I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through



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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through



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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              why do birds like rough blokes ?
              I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through




              Poofter eh??
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                #8
                Last night in the park kids found a spider eating a fly. Great entertainment....

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