What should the Contractor UK shop stock?

[RichardCranium]

MPwannadecentincome said:

I won't be buying any of those, maybe a ContractorUK T shirt though.

What should be in the Contractor UK shop? Not the usual tat but special things for contractors.

Your suggested starters for ten (quid):

- CUK string vests
- INKSPE mouse mats
- huge platinum money clips
- CUK custom pocket rate calculators / stopwatch (does rate conversions with a live "money earned" display)
- CUK champagne bottle stopper
- "My other car is also a Testarossa" car stickers

What else is needed?

[voodooflux]

Pot Noodles and Kleenex?

Spoon wipes?

[fckvwls]

- Engraved chutney spoons with your username
- T-shirts stating "Andyw would never have happened under the tories"

[daviejones]

Stickers that say "My other house is huge"

dIMpRAWN

[cailin maith]

MPwannadecentincome said:What should be in the Contractor UK shop? Not the usual tat but special things for contractors.

Your suggested starters for ten (quid):

- CUK string vests
- INKSPE mouse mats
- huge platinum money clips
- CUK custom pocket rate calculators / stopwatch (does rate conversions with a live "money earned" display)
- CUK champagne bottle stopper
- "My other car is also a Testarossa" car stickers

What else is needed?

Pot Noodles and Kleenex?

Spoon wipes?

Spoons...

[Zippy]

Novelty ties
Sandals
Musical socks

[DiscoStu]

Sock puppets

[minestrone]

Old ski gloves

[Moscow Mule]

No CUKer should be without a Wiiiiilmslow! t-shirt

[swamp]

Decent coffee.
Luxury bog roll.
Pens.