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    I've wet myself

    Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    You aren't.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      You shouldn't have hurried up because of the phone. The moment you allow your bladder functions to be dictated by a machine is one that should be delayed as long as possible.

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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

        It's a good job I'm on my own here.
        had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

        Fixed that for you.
        King of Chutney.

        Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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          #5
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

          It's a good job I'm on my own here.
          Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years time
          Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

          Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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            #6
            err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo
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              #7
              Originally posted by MrToast View Post
              had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

              Fixed that for you.
              I'd never let anything interrupt me when I'm having a pot noodle.

              Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
              Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years time
              Hey, I'm 50. It's already here. I won't be around in 30 years.

              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              You aren't.
              What, you wet yourself too?

              Originally posted by chef View Post
              err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo
              Actually, it was the mobile and going to voicemail was what I was trying to avoid.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Excellent. Now you shall be ever known as Mr Pissy Pants!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

                  It's a good job I'm on my own here.
                  Maybe you should wear darker coloured trousers so it doesn't show so much?

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