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    Van Gogh

    Imagine this.

    Van gogh is painting a masterpiece, as he applies the oils, he uses a quick-drying pigment, he is singing softly to himself.
    The sound of his voice vibrates the air and this is captured in the painting.

    when we learn how to de-code these vibrations, we will be able to hear van gogh sing



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Imagine this.

    Van gogh is painting a masterpiece, as he applies the oils, he uses a quick-drying pigment, he is singing softly to himself.
    The sound of his voice vibrates the air and this is captured in the painting.

    when we learn how to de-code these vibrations, we will be able to hear van gogh sing



    Bollocks!

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Imagine this.

      Van gogh is painting a masterpiece, as he applies the oils, he uses a quick-drying pigment, he is singing softly to himself.
      The sound of his voice vibrates the air and this is captured in the painting.

      when we learn how to de-code these vibrations, we will be able to hear van gogh sing



      Have you ever heard Dutch radio? You wouldn't want to hear Dutch singers after that.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Bollocks!
        that too
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          #5
          If his singing voice was that good he wouldn't have cut his own ear off.

          HTH

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            #6
            Hang on ..........it's coming through

            yes...yes. we got it.

            transcript

            'is it done ?'
            'ja'
            'the bar fight'
            'bar fight?'
            'ja de bar fight'
            'but...you said starry night'
            'nein, ich said bar fight'
            'ggrrr'
            'ach so, putten down ze knife'




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              #7
              Are you watching, Boticelli?
              Are you watching, Da Vinci?
              Constable!
              Velazquez!
              Michaelangelo!

              Today this dutch boy has done one hell of a painting!

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                #8
                There may not be much difference between You and Vincent Van Gogh - if we hear your singing

                There may not be much difference - between You and Albert Einstein - if we see you dancing

                There may not be much difference - between You and The Queen of England - if we listen to your heartbeats


                We're all water running into different streams - thats why its so easy to meet

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  Are you watching, Boticelli?
                  Are you watching, Da Vinci?
                  Constable!
                  Velazquez!
                  Michaelangelo!

                  Today this dutch boy has done one hell of a painting!

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Imagine this.

                    Van gogh is painting a masterpiece, as he applies the oils, he uses a quick-drying pigment, he is singing softly to himself.
                    The sound of his voice vibrates the air and this is captured in the painting.

                    when we learn how to de-code these vibrations, we will be able to hear van gogh sing



                    Actually, didn't someone do research into this many years ago?

                    The theory being that air vibration oscillates the hairs on the paintbrush as the paint is being applied. A bit like a record needle.

                    I think they claimed to have found the sound of Rubens's wife calling him for his dinner. Seriously!

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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