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    Evening everybody!

    Just thought i'd introduce myself to the forums. I'm new to contracting and had this place recommended to me by a mate. So here I am. My first post saying Hi. From the midlands area if anyone is local...

    #2
    Originally posted by ShadyMarkus View Post
    From the Midlands area if anyone is local...
    Would that be an invitation for us to come round for a party?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Would that be an invitation for us to come round for a party?
      Think it might be (not SY01 right?)

      Could we fit you in tomorrow? There is a code of (mis)conduct on here which involves us coming to your house/flat/dungeon amd introducing ourselves in person. RC and I can obviously start now but you should really get the full experience. With gerbils
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Toolpusher
          Do you like movies about gladiators?
          Pretty sure he would. Check the DVDs. I'll open the beer
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Holy crap. These DVDs are really specialist

            <zip opens beer and passes around> With ham.

            So you are from the Midlands ShadyMarkus? What are you doing around here?
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              <zip opens beer and passes around>
              Ta.

              Got another for , er, my friend?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Ta.

                Got another for , er, my friend?
                Gosh that looks interesting, Another beer? Sure ...

                <zip opens another tinny>
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Toolpusher
                  Say hello to RC's little friend.....!
                  It's OK, I'll take his beer for him. And another, just in case.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Ta.

                    Got another for , er, my friend?
                    I thought that you agreed to leave the inflatable Bruce Forsyth at home for the next party?

                    Pass me a cold beer please, I'm parched, just driven the length of the country.

                    Evening Shady, I hope you know a good cleaning company, this lot can get a bit messy!

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