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    Non chav cars

    Saab
    Volvo
    Alfa Romeo
    VW
    Any fast Japanese car

    Any far-eastern appliance car.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Why does this need two threads? Surely your ego can be satisfied with one?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      My ego is small.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        VW
        Any fast Japanese car
        Totally chav cars. Golf with fat tyres and furry dice. Jap crap with 'Too Fast Too Furious' looks
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Totally chav cars. Golf with fat tyres and furry dice. Jap crap with 'Too Fast Too Furious' looks
          Just remember who the OP is...

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Totally chav cars. Golf with fat tyres and furry dice. Jap crap with 'Too Fast Too Furious' looks
            Hmmm Golf may be true for German chavs. Don't tend to be accesorised here.
            neither are the Evo type cars.
            Last edited by sasguru; 24 August 2009, 12:45.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Hmmm Golf may be true for German chavs. Don't tend to be accesorised here.
              On the mainland there are a fair few Golfs and Beemers which qualify, having been tarted up to extremes. Mainly driven by Ausländer (foreigners), naturally.
              Last edited by Sysman; 24 August 2009, 12:51.
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                #8
                "what car do you drive?"
                "golf gti"

                now think of the stereotype you have of someone that replies with the above?

                would you put them in the same category as someone who replied with

                "Audi A4"
                "skoda octavia"
                "vw passat diesel estate"

                or in the same category as those that replied with

                "Focus ST in Asbo Orange, just like on Top Gear, sweet"
                "XR3i, white with a massiv twin pipe exhaust"
                "RS Cosworth in blue with a huuuge whale tail man"
                "Capri with pink go faster stripes, classic like"
                "peugot 205 Gti, blacked out windows and bangin tunez"
                "Citroen Saxo kitted, bored out and pimped so it lux da bom. innit"
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                  #9
                  Morris 1800

                  Commuted in today in the Morris. Wife in the back. She hates sitting in the back.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                    Morris 1800

                    Commuted in today in the Morris. Wife in the back. She hates sitting in the back.
                    Morris 1800 is definitely non-chav.
                    may even shade into very cool.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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