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Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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    Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

    What ejit invented Marketing Depts and their jumped up Marketing Assistants?

    I'm fit for slapping her....

    And breathe and calm.... calm..... calm








    Thanks, needed that
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

    #2
    Slap her, slap her! Do it now while the adrenaline's still running.

    Go on, you know you want to.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      From some business book I read years ago:

      Sack marketing.
      Sack Personnel.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        if you slap her - does that make you a slapper?
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #5
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          if you slap her - does that make you a slapper?
          No Tom It would probably make me fired though
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            No Tom It would probably make me fired though
            then I think you should go for it
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Come on then, CM.

              If you're not going to give the bitch the slap she needs, tell us all about it instead.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Come on then, CM.

                If you're not going to give the bitch the slap she needs, tell us all about it instead.
                I'm so ******* tempted.... she's just sent me another email and I want to go down there and give her some Punch and Judy style punches - you know the ones I mean?? I'm having major Ally McBeal moments here...
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  but without marketing there would have been no shake 'n vac ad!

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                    #10
                    are you seeing dancing babies?

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