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    Another Howler in the Labourgraph

    The Telegraph's rapid evolution to a tabloid rag proceeds apace:

    Dinosaurs hit rivals like athletes hit balls

    The clumsy, bizarre-looking mammals were covered with a thick tortoise-like shell and roamed the planet up to 23 million years ago.
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    #2
    That is wikipedia "knowledge" for you.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodont
    Glyptodonts were large, more heavily-armored relatives of extinct pampatheres and modern armadillos. They first evolved during the Miocene in South America,
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miocene
    The Miocene is a geological epoch of the Neogene period and extends from about 23.03 to 5.33 million years before the present (23.03 to 5.33 Ma).
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      #3
      Totally confusing that article, are they trying to talk about Glypodons or Glyptodon-like dinosaurs? I seem to recall from my typical boyhood obession that those were Ankylosaurs.

      Ps Actually, apart from word Dinosaur in title and first line it would be ok. You would think they would spot that.

      PPS We need a poll. Which would win between a Glyptodon and an Ankylosaurus?
      Last edited by xoggoth; 27 August 2009, 08:56.
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        #4
        It's close, but the glyptodon wins.
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          #5
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          The Telegraph's rapid evolution to a tabloid rag proceeds apace:

          Dinosaurs hit rivals like athletes hit balls
          The two-ton prehistoric beast - which grew to the size of a small car - killed predators by swinging its spiked tail with the skill of an Andy Murray backhand.
          Perhaps that was why they died out? Over at Andy Murray's Tennis Homepage we see:

          Andy Murray suffered his eighth loss of the year as he succumbed to a 6-2 7-6 defeat to Roger Federer, and with it, threw up his Cincinnati champion mantle up for grabs for tomorrow's final.
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            #6
            According to wikepdia, Dizzie Rascal is on the list of famous people from Lodonderry

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              #7
              Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
              According to wikepdia, Dizzie Rascal is on the list of famous people from Lodonderry
              You're thinking of Fergal Sharkey.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                According to wikepdia, Dizzie Rascal is on the list of famous people from Lodonderry
                I think these people might be able to help you.
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