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    New pint of milk

    Hi all,

    I'm going to be shopping for a new pint of milk this evening, hopefully 1 litre Semi Skimmed, how much should I be expecting to pay? any help on where is best to get such an item?

    cheers

    Chef

    p.s I've been quoted a quid by a tramp outside the off-licence but as he stank of p!ss and had no teeth I was unsure whether to trust him.
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

    #2
    Semi Skimmed is for chavs. Get Full cream.
    In case of emergency, break dance.

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      #3
      Have a pork pie.

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        #4
        Sainsburies have introduced a new colour milk - not the mil itself, but the label.

        Blue for full fat
        , green for semi skimmed
        , red for skimmed
        ....then there's this new wierd orange tulipe.

        What's that about?!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Sainsburies have introduced a new colour milk - not the mil itself, but the label.

          Blue for full fat
          , green for semi skimmed
          , red for skimmed
          ....then there's this new wierd orange tulipe.

          What's that about?!!
          Err, it's the same as everywhere else except for orange.

          Orange is probably homogenised full fat.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            What's got into you lot today?
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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Sainsburies have introduced a new colour milk - not the mil itself, but the label.

              Blue for full fat
              , green for semi skimmed
              , red for skimmed
              ....then there's this new wierd orange tulipe.

              What's that about?!!
              Sunderland thing? *ducks for cover...*

              They used to have orange in Canada, it was 1% I think.... so maybe "more semi-skimmed but not quite white water (yuk!)"
              In case of emergency, break dance.

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                #8
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                Hi all,

                I'm going to be shopping for a new pint of milk this evening, hopefully 1 litre Semi Skimmed, how much should I be expecting to pay? any help on where is best to get such an item?

                cheers

                Chef

                p.s I've been quoted a quid by a tramp outside the off-licence but as he stank of p!ss and had no teeth I was unsure whether to trust him.
                Jersey Gold Top or human lacto...
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Buy it at your local farm shop. Farmers are being driven to the wall by supermarkets who pay less than cost price for milk.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    I'm going to be shopping for a new pint of milk this evening, hopefully 1 litre Semi Skimmed
                    Is the litre the new pint this season?

                    Can you put that in writing for when I go to the pub, please?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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