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    Dear Members,

    I'm quite interested to know what types of stereotypes about contractors you would like to end. Is there any particular one that you cannot stand?

    Thanks a lot, hope you all have a great weekend

    #2
    That we are all deeply unattractive, bolshy, right-wing, money-grabbing, tax-dodging males.

    Sadly .........
    Last edited by Zippy; 27 August 2009, 17:02. Reason: forgot something
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      #3
      That we make lots of money.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by kfrycholc View Post
        Dear Members,

        I'm quite interested to know what types of stereotypes about contractors you would like to end. Is there any particular one that you cannot stand?

        Thanks a lot, hope you all have a great weekend
        That we don't want to be invited to any of the office parties

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          #5
          That we don't pay our way in tax.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            that we
            don't like permies
            r filthy rich
            r tax dodgers
            exploiters
            nerds
            don't work that hard

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              #7
              That we're expensive compared to an employee, most permies divide their salary up into hours and moan like feck that the contractor next to them earns more completely ignoring the fact they get paid for holidays, bank holidays, sick days, duvet days, dependents days, maternity and paternity days... they also forget they don't pay employees NI, PL & PI insurance, accountant/umbrella fees... also they forget that it cost a bloody fortune to get rid of an employee and they have never had an unpaid day since they left school.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                That we're expensive compared to an employee, most permies divide their salary up into hours and moan like flip that the contractor next to them earns more completely ignoring the fact they get paid for holidays, bank holidays, sick days, duvet days, dependents days, maternity and paternity days... they also forget they don't pay employees NI, PL & PI insurance, accountant/umbrella fees... also they forget that it cost a bloody fortune to get rid of an employee and they have never had an unpaid day since they left school.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  That we are all deeply unattractive, bolshy, right-wing, money-grabbing, tax-dodging males.

                  Sadly .........
                  It's a fair cop, guv.

                  Except, I'm not a contractor anymore.
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                    #10
                    the one I hate most is that we are all nice, pleasant and helpful people. We are not, so fck off cnt





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