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What are the biggest mistakes a contractor can make in a role...

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    What are the biggest mistakes a contractor can make in a role...

    ...The reason I ask this is that we had a guy here who was acting like a novice though he had been IT for over 15 years...tho only a contractor for a few.
    For example
    - saying he just wanted the job to get SC clearance
    - contantly talking about places he had worked before
    - asking others about their extensions and talking about whether his would happen or not...

    Other contractors soon started calling him Bill Gates...and well...he only lasted 3 months sadly...

    can you think of any other mistakes to be avoided?...

    #2
    these are a few that have seen the demise of previous contractor colleagues

    acting like a permy with feet firmly under the boss's table
    being constantly late
    giving the whole office chicken pox
    bringing fleas in to the office
    stealing the patio furniture from outside client co office
    moaning how bad the client co is to their customers
    taking constant sickies always on a monday
    watching streamed movies at desk with headphones on laughing loudly at the good bits
    going on swinging networking sites on the client co laptop with the client co customer sat next to them
    snorting peruvian marching powder in the office toilets
    stealing code and process docs from client co
    looking in the bin for peoples expenses to see how much theyre on
    providing home contact information for every resource on the project to unscrupulous agents

    spending too much time on forums......whoops

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      #3
      worst thing is accessing the prod database and running
      the truncate table command on a 7million record table .

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        #4
        Doing your nails during conference calls
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
          worst thing is accessing the prod database and running
          the truncate table command on a 7million record table .
          not if you can invoice them for repairing the mess
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Releasing umpteen thousand SWIFT messages. Twice. Without a PD indicator.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Taking a dump on the boardroom table?

              Taking a dump on the boardroom table during a board meeting?

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                #8
                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                Doing your nails during conference calls
                Surely you didn't get dropped just for that!

                A raised eyebrow maybe, but it's not up there with bring fleas into the office, is it...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Tell all and sundry about the problems you've had trying to find someone to re-thatch your country cottage.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Taking delivery of a Ferrari in customer's car-park - I kid you not

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