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    Getting up too early!

    ****!

    Woke up, checked the clock, got dressed and came downstairs. Then, I realised I'd misread the clock through sleepy eyes. Its ******* 4.15am not 5.15!

    ****, ****, ****, ****!
    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

    #2
    A couple of times when I used to do shifts, I've woken up, seen the time, panicked, got dressed and gone to work only to be told that I wasn't actually working that day. What a silly billy I felt
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Are you a milkman?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        How did you use the extra hour?

        Went back to bed?

        Did those important chores that needed doing?

        Surfed the web?

        Watched some junk TV

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          #5
          pot noodle.. what else?
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
            Woke up, checked the clock, got dressed and came downstairs. Then, I realised I'd misread the clock through sleepy eyes. Its ******* 4.15am not 5.15!
            So you came and drivelled on here about it.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              I'm interested in knowing how you posted this before you even woke up...

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                #8
                Originally posted by backlight View Post
                I'm interested in knowing how you posted this before you even woke up...


                I guess he woke up at 4:15 and posted at 4:38.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  I get up at 4:30 evey Monday to catch a flight to Newcastle, once a week us enough.

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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