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Scotland's highest ever divorce settlement

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    Scotland's highest ever divorce settlement

    The high price has been put down to the sheep's strong physical attributes.

    Seller Mr Morrison said the price was beyond his "wildest dreams".

    New owner Mr Douglas said the Texel sheep was as good as he had seen, with a good body.


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    I was hoping it was going to be a Welsh story though.

    #2
    Sounds like a good plan B
    Make the sheep a rentboy and earn million bucks

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      #3
      Is that what you normally pay???
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        <farmer mode ON>
        un eres wot farmrs aven to say on yon tup http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/livestock...s-texel-b.html
        <farmer mode OFF>

        Being a commercial sheep breeder for 20 years i would like to think i know a thing or two about sheep the Texel is turning into a white faced Suffolk and Deveronvale Perfection is no exception. Too much bone, too much shoulder, a dip in his back you could get lost in, soft wooled and absolutely no giggot.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          <farmer mode ON>
          un eres wot farmrs aven to say on yon tup http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/livestock...s-texel-b.html
          <farmer mode OFF>
          Oh for the want of a giggot!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Oh for the want of a giggot!
            Well, further down it says:

            That tup does not have too much bone and texels aren't turning uinto the suffolks. I think your getting carried away. Texel tups have big gigots, a damn sight bigger than the suffolks thats for sure.
            It's all a sign of too much rough cider, if yee arsks moi.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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