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    Office joker

    There's an office joker at the new gig. Always cracking jokes. Loud, gregarious. These jokes have a common butt to them.

    Me.

    Don't really want to make a fuss, but FFS

    Anyone had this. What did you do? How did it pan out.

    It's grinding me down a bit. Starting to bring it home with me a little.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Ignore him - the more he sees it gets to you the more he will do it.

    Just smile to yourself and keep invoicing.

    Oh and he's proberbly doing it cos his dick is real small.

    HTH
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Ignore him - the more he sees it gets to you the more he will do it.

      Just smile to yourself and keep invoicing.

      Oh and he's proberbly doing it cos his dick is real small.

      HTH


      Glad the first post in this thread wasn't from DP. Couldn't have handled that.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        DP is beaten (until Monday)

        Just start calling the twat Colin Hunt (or Noreen)
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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          #5
          In my first job out of uni the manager thought the could have a regular pop at me, he tried it on in front of a few managers one day and without turning a head I said "If i wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted myself".

          I had to leave the job 3 weeks later but it was worth it to have a room of 20 people laughing at him.

          Don't let people take the piss.

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            In my first job out of uni the manager thought the could have a regular pop at me, he tried it on in front of a few managers one day and without turning a head I said "If i wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted myself".

            I had to leave the job 3 weeks later but it was worth it to have a room of 20 people laughing at him.

            Don't let people take the piss.
            I would like to shake your hand sir.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              In my first job out of uni the manager thought the could have a regular pop at me, he tried it on in front of a few managers one day and without turning a head I said "If i wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted myself".

              I had to leave the job 3 weeks later but it was worth it to have a room of 20 people laughing at him.

              Don't let people take the piss.
              Awesome, awesome work.

              But how did you know it was my boss?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


                Glad the first post in this thread wasn't from DP. Couldn't have handled that.
                I was about to say, has DP followed you from the forums to your current gig?!

                Can you take in an ipod and decent headphones?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Deck him.

                  Marillion Fan

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                    Deck him.

                    Marillion Fan
                    No no no. Bad lad.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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