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    #1

    Aww, cute

    My (very old) golden retriever (Millie) is sleeping on the floor next to me where I'm working on my laptop.

    She has her toy pheasant (Phezzy) under her head and she's simulating running, with her paws going a lot faster than they do when we are out walking!

    Awwww.
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    Wonder what she's dreaming about? Being pack leader maybe (it's the females who are of course).

    My two cats are not being at all cute having murdered a spider earlier. They are trying but it ain't working. Zip ignoring and major sulk going on. Fck 'em.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Wonder what she's dreaming about? Being pack leader maybe (it's the females who are of course).

      My two cats are not being at all cute having murdered a spider earlier. They are trying but it ain't working. Zip ignoring and major sulk going on. Fck 'em.
      Oh I HATE it when they do that, and its spider season at the mo so we've had to scoop several off the floor before an over inquisitive mog got them.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        This'll stop 'em.
        http://9gag.com/photo/11169_full.jpg
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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          Nought as much fun as tormenting a cat
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            Nought as much fun as tormenting a cat
            Jimmy Carr said he likes to put his cat's legs in Smarties tubes to "make him walk like a robot."
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              Zippy posted : My two cats are not being at all cute having murdered a spider earlier.
              Wait until they have tormented and dispatched a spider to arachnid heaven, and are sitting there all smug and pleased with themselves.

              Then, from around the corner of the sofa, bring out Mummy Spider who wants to have a word...
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #8
                Regarding these cats wot kill alien octopeds ... are they for hire?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  Wait until they have tormented and dispatched a spider to arachnid heaven, and are sitting there all smug and pleased with themselves.

                  Then, from around the corner of the sofa, bring out Mummy Spider who wants to have a word...
                  Oooh, Just the thing to torment the gals
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Regarding these cats wot kill alien octopeds ... are they for hire?
                    You can have them mate. They are beautiful, loud, furry killing machines. They'll have a go at just about anything (including each other).
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