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    Simon Cowells slimy wink

    When he takes a shine to someone as gives them the final "Yes" on the X-Factor, he does it with this really slimy f****** wink. Gets me shouting at the telly every time. I'm turning into a chav.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    When he takes a shine to someone as gives them the final "Yes" on the X-Factor, he does it with this really slimy f****** wink. Gets me shouting at the telly every time. I'm turning into a chav.
    Why are you watching that tulipe in the first place?
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Why are you watching that tulipe in the first place?
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        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Why are you watching that tulipe in the first place?
        Originally posted by suityou01
        I'm turning into a chav.
        Try to keep up at the back.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Try to keep up at the back.
          Takes more than watching X Factor to turn you into a chav, got anything else to confess?
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Simon Cowells slimy wink
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              #7
              Thank God he hasn't contributed to the gene pool
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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Takes more than watching X Factor to turn you into a chav, got anything else to confess?
                Driving an 06 Fiesta. Went to a barbeque in a football shirt.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Driving an 06 Fiesta. Went to a barbeque in a football shirt.
                  Managed to spell 'barbecue' with a 'q'.

                  It's not looking good.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Managed to spell 'barbecue' with a 'q'.

                    It's not looking good.
                    See.

                    Incidentally I believe the word comes from the French "Beard to tail" meaning to cook the whole animal from beard to tail.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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