As useful as a ...

[JoJoGabor]

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

[George Parr]

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

As useful(less) as a Gordon?

[PorkPie]

Stephen Hawking's trainers?

[Pogle]

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

Chocolate firegard

[Diver]

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

"As useful as a Degree."

You had to be there

[darmstadt]

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

There's one of them in the Science Museum in the Wallace and Gromit exhibition along with a dog food bowl made of dog biscuits and other real inventions

[Zippy]

One-legged man in an arse-kicking contest

[The Lone Gunman]

The chocolate tea pot has been tested http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue23/teapot.htm for usefulness.

As useful as: Tits on a kipper. An ashtray on a motorbike.

[Flubster]

Pork pie in a synagogue

[BolshieBastard]

..............as a fart in a spacesuit.

A tin bath with no plug.

A bicycle with no handlebars.

A candle without a wick.

A spade with no handle.

A petrol station with no fuel.

A man without an erection