The sun is shining outside.
The recession is over.
England will win the World Cup next year.
Remember you heard it here first.
The recession is over.
England will win the World Cup next year.
Remember you heard it here first.
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Hard Brexit now!
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Zip will be empress of the universe
The Tories will fix everything
Cyberman will be hailed as a visionary
Sasguru will be unbanned
Nah - that last one is just fantasy ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Jermaine Beckford is still at Leeds. That's enough to cheer me up.Comment
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Picking up the Vantage this weekend.
Last edited by scooterscot; 1 September 2009, 18:00."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
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Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris
Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare
Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey
John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano
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Yes yes
dear dear
perhaps next year
or maybe even never
in which case
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repeat to fade"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Don't be sad. Ian Dury put more into and got more out of his life than most people ever do.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Classic!Originally posted by DaveB View PostThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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