I think I love...

[SallyAnne]

Billy Joel.

Actually it's a toss up between him and my iPhone...

I think maybe I'd like to rub myself with my iPhone whilst Billy Joel watched.

Yes, yes that's it!

[Menelaus]

Billy Joel.

Actually it's a toss up between him and my iPhone...

I think maybe I'd like to rub myself with my iPhone whilst Billy Joel watched.

Yes, yes that's it!

Any song in particular?

[SallyAnne]

Any song in particular?

Ideally Captain Jack!

[EternalOptimist]

salls
please take the plane next time.

or a vibro

[Menelaus]

Ideally Captain Jack!

These are the lyrics that can almost always send a shiver up my spine ...

We held the day in the palm of our hand
They ruled the night, and the night
Seemed to last as long as six weeks...

We held the coastline, they held the highlands
And they were sharp, as sharp as knives
They heard the hum of our motors
They counted the rotors
And waited for us to arrive

[VectraMan]

These are the lyrics that can almost always send a shiver up my spine ...

We held the day in the palm of our hand
They ruled the night, and the night
Seemed to last as long as six weeks...

We held the coastline, they held the highlands
And they were sharp, as sharp as knives
They heard the hum of our motors
They counted the rotors
And waited for us to arrive

For me it's: "Uptown girl. She's been living in an uptown world."

Scary.

[Bagpuss]

For me it's when his music is not playing

[bogeyman]

SA.

You know Billy Joel doesn't have a cock, don't you?

He lost it in a tragic accident when he was nine. Something to do with runaway agricultural machinery.

[d000hg]

She already said, the iPhone is going to replace him in that department.

Anyone remember the episode of Absolutely Fabulous with the vibrating phone?

[Pogle]

For me it's when his music is not playing

I'm with the saggy old baggy one...