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    Message to you feeling old

    You're not. Get over it. Take life by the horns, NOW.

    Fly a plane, or drive your car on a race track really fast, or jump out of a plane, or get hammered, or have hot steamy you-know-what.

    Whatever it is that you were too afraid to do because you felt too old, GO AND DO IT, NOW!

    Play football, tennis, go swimming, cycling, running, speed walking.


    Whatever. Now is the time.

    Or tomorrow morning first thing as it's pushing 9 here. But still, pack your sports kit, leave your trainers by the front door.

    YOU'LL BE PLEASANTLY SUPRISED, THE BODY CAN STILL TAKE IT, YOU HAVE BEEN DELUDING YOURSELVES.

    HTH
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Sorry, you're prolly all asleep by now.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Sorry, you're prolly all asleep by now.
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          But still, pack your sports kit, leave your trainers by the front door.
          Barefoot running/cycling? Seems a bit extreme.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            You're not. Get over it. Take life by the horns, NOW.

            Fly a plane, or drive your car on a race track really fast, or jump out of a plane, or get hammered, or have hot steamy you-know-what.

            Whatever it is that you were too afraid to do because you felt too old, GO AND DO IT, NOW!

            Play football, tennis, go swimming, cycling, running, speed walking.


            Whatever. Now is the time.

            Or tomorrow morning first thing as it's pushing 9 here. But still, pack your sports kit, leave your trainers by the front door.

            YOU'LL BE PLEASANTLY SUPRISED, THE BODY CAN STILL TAKE IT, YOU HAVE BEEN DELUDING YOURSELVES.

            HTH
            I've done most of that but I have to hold you on one point: my body can't take it. I've just come back from Cornwall body surfing and I feel like I've been run over by a truck! I even had old people help me across the road.
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              zzzzzzzzzz
              This is what i always wanted to do and still doing

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                #8
                I had sex by myself while cycling but was arrested about 10 minutes from Birmingham town centre, suityou01 are you willing to pay half the fine?

                See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                  #9
                  what is old? when do you become old?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    what is old? when do you become old?
                    When politicians look young.

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