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Mathematics teaching accross the decades.

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    Mathematics teaching accross the decades.

    Quite possibly old, but amusing anyway...

    1. Teaching maths in 1970

    A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
    His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
    What is his profit?


    2. Teaching maths in 1980

    A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
    His cost of production is 80% of the price.
    What is his profit?


    3. Teaching maths in 1990

    A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
    His cost of production is £80.
    How much was his profit?


    4. Teaching maths in 2000

    A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100

    His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
    Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


    5. Teaching maths in 2005

    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish
    and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of
    animals or the preservation of our woodlands.

    Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might
    feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly
    profit of £20.


    6. Teaching maths in 2009

    A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case
    it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not
    consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined £100 as
    his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation
    and deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has
    used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however
    he does not have the correct certificate of competence and
    is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual
    criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated
    throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken
    to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy
    target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have
    cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries
    to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing
    an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100.

    While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his
    wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They
    also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and depart
    leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos
    sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to
    clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is
    an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental
    pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus
    VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government
    contractor.

    Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have
    to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never
    going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto
    the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?
    Last edited by TykeMerc; 9 September 2009, 00:10.

    #2
    Man, that was deep...and I'm pissed

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      #3


      But - accross. Speling mistak shirley?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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        #4
        7. Teaching maths in 2300

        Please insert your History and Mathematics Skillsoft Chips.

        In the past, there was a person called "a Logger" who had something called "a job". He used this "job" to create "money".

        Your assignment : Explain the terms "logger", "job" and "money".

        Upload your results to the Government Neural Hivenet.

        The pass score to avoid body termination is 70%.
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          Got anything about spelling across the last few minutes?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post


            But - accross. Speling mistak shirley?
            Yup, realised and fixed.

            Common mistake for me, I sometimes add double letters when not needed and misread or forget them when they are. Bit annoying.

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              #7
              Did you just pick that one up from HPC Board Game Geek?

              Load of Daily Mail readers tosh

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                #8
                Originally posted by bodnobal View Post
                Did you just pick that one up from HPC Board Game Geek?

                Load of Daily Mail readers tosh
                Nope it's a comedic slant on mathematics education as my eldest took his A level maths recently and a slight dig at excessive Health and Safety and political correctness nonesense.

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