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The danger of fancying women in the workplace

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    The danger of fancying women in the workplace

    I’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

    The word is that he had found it.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Apparently Atw was in an adult movie* once. If you can find which one it is, HAB, .....well you know the rest.



    * No it's not "Squirrel Farm".
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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Apparently Atw was in an adult movie* once. If you can find which one it is, HAB, .....well you know the rest.



      * No it's not "Squirrel Farm".
      You can't get me sacked for looking for, ahem, stuff, on the net - I'z da boss.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him.

        The word is that he had found it.
        So, he's been sacked, but at least he's got something else to look forward to.

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          #5
          and they both have plenty of spare time on their hands.

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            #6
            one of the PM's that works here allegedly used to be a stripper

            I haven't met her yet
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              #7
              What kind of work place employs p0rn stars
              How do I get a contract there

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                #8
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                What kind of work place employs p0rn stars
                How do I get a contract there
                WHS

                Names, addresses please
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  bird at my last permieco had nudey pictures on a website as her other job. She openly told me in a flirty email exchange we had. But I looked them up on my home PC
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    I’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

                    The word is that he had found it.
                    Yeah right!

                    I got loads of shags out of fancy a woman in the office when I was working away from home. Never got sack AND the client knew what was going on.
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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