The Aussies proudest moment in recent years must, if you think about it, be the fact that Al Quaeda think it important enough a place to bomb it. The Aussies have one dimension to their sad sorry little lives which is sport. They are obsessed with it and they are only too keen to ram it down the Poms throats whenever they beat us at anything (as if the Brits really give a tulip about sport like cricket anyway).
The Aussies invest huge sums of money into their sport which is the only reason why they are reasonably good at it. We have better things to spend our money on such as paying out welfare to chavs. At least our yobs are the best in the world, so we as a nation are better than the aaussies.
When we go on to beat them at rugby cricket and football (unfortunately they are not good enough to get to play us except as "trial" cannonfodder), despite the fact that no one is interested in rugby or cricket, it says one thing: the poms are winners and the aussies (cant hold a scrum together) are losers.
The Aussies invest huge sums of money into their sport which is the only reason why they are reasonably good at it. We have better things to spend our money on such as paying out welfare to chavs. At least our yobs are the best in the world, so we as a nation are better than the aaussies.
When we go on to beat them at rugby cricket and football (unfortunately they are not good enough to get to play us except as "trial" cannonfodder), despite the fact that no one is interested in rugby or cricket, it says one thing: the poms are winners and the aussies (cant hold a scrum together) are losers.
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