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Global warming - this time it's serious

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    Global warming - this time it's serious

    Rising temperatures reduce the quality of hops!

    Action must be taken now.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.

    So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      There is a bright side to this you know.

      Just think of the pleasure that you will be able to take from serving fine English wines to French people whose country will be too hot to grow grapes and Appellation Controlee system will lie in tatters.

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        #4
        It's the missing sunspots.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.
          WHS+

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.
            So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.
            Or... it's all true, we still want your taxes either way.

            It's only fair™.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              If any government were serious about GW, they'd start depopulation measures, whereas in reality they all seem to want to increase the size of their populations as fast as possible.

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                #8
                DimPrawn says it's all a load of toss, so I'm not worrying
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                  #9
                  Let's face it, "we've" been through global warming all before ... or are we still in the middle of an ice age?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.

                    So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.
                    But what if it's true? Then our beer will be awful. Can we really take the risk?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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