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    One for the Microsoft lovers

    Well it made me smile
    http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/te...m.html?image=8
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    #2
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Jokes on you matey.

    1) tulip URL
    2) wrong image

    Not that I am pro-ms, but I find the pro-unix/anti-ms to be a load of self-righteous, ignorant t055ers.
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      #3
      Bah I allways manage to mess up those linky things & the title was a poor attmept at bad humour, I think ill just go back to bed now
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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Jokes on you matey.

        1) tulip URL
        2) wrong image

        Not that I am pro-ms, but I find the pro-unix/anti-ms to be a load of self-righteous, ignorant t055ers.
        I agree but I had the misfortune to have to work with a guy a while back who was so gushing in his praise of everything MS produced it was sad. When Office 2000 came out he was going through its features and practically cheering. He needed a particularly good kicking! Twice. At least!
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          #5
          Back in my permie days I once worked with a guy who had screaming fits about how $hite MicroShaft were.
          He went raging to the boss about it. Told him he couldnt work with MS garbage.
          Boss pointed out that all the company software tools were MS based or ran on MS machines as he handed him his P45.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            TBH I do not care what badge it has as long as it works & does every thing I want it to, my only IT brand hang up would be Apple: I would love an I phone but I want it to have windows mobile on it as that is what I use
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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              I agree but I had the misfortune to have to work with a guy a while back who was so gushing in his praise of everything MS produced it was sad. When Office 2000 came out he was going through its features and practically cheering. He needed a particularly good kicking! Twice. At least!
              I don't think I ever came across a proper MS fan-boy, to anything like the level of your typical Linux/open-source zealot.
              Last edited by d000hg; 18 September 2009, 09:10.
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              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                I was having a cigarette at a night club a couple of months ago and some bloke walked over and asked if I worked in IT (I must look a right geek). He then asked me which technology I worked in and then I could swear he was trying to pick a fight with me for using .NET instead of Java.

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                  #9
                  People who use M$ instead of MS should be taken outside and beaten with a big stick.

                  Gayness of the highest order.

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                    Micro$haft

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