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    This made me laugh...

    especially the comment from 'outraged of Tunbridge Wells' at the bottom

    Do you live in a manor house? you'll be needing these...

    #2
    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    especially the comment from 'outraged of Tunbridge Wells' at the bottom

    Do you live in a manor house? you'll be needing these...
    I've lived in that manor house

    Only thing missing was the pair of Labradors.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      LOL! And Brabinger!

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        #4
        I've stayed in that house - but it had stables attached too. The lady who owned it was the most wonderful nut job and had lots of point-to-point trophies. She was about 80 and hunted regularly (on horseback), also drank like a fish and smoked like a trooper.
        A very comfortable and welcoming house
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Which comment are we looking for?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            I bet sadguru has the full list. Or will claim to anyway.

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              #7
              Scored 39/50 here at Moorfield Towers - does that make me a toff?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Which comment are we looking for?
                Whilst I entirely agree that every manor house should have a clock in the hall, I must point out to you that longcase (grandfather) clocks are amazingly reliable, and they do NOT cime- they strike (on a bell!) Jill Hadfield. Past President of the British Horological Institute, and wife of George, who has been selling such clocks since 1966!
                JILL HADFIELD
                on September 19, 2009
                at 06:01 PM



                I can almost hear her voice!

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                  #9
                  Aaaaarrrrr Zeity me lad - it be the plank for you. I'll get ye cloak.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I'll get ye cloak.
                    Now THATS humour!!

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