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    Bollocks

    In a word, bollocks.

    In five words, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks and, erm, bollocks.

    I've now got two cold-called clients to keep amused one several hundred orders of magnitude larger than the other.

    Bollocks.

    Oh well. Still taking money off the Big 4.

    Heh-heh-heh-heh!

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    That's more like it (and I think you'll find it's bwaahhaaaaahhaaaa)
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      DO you need a one time super-duper SAS programmer?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        DO you need a one time super-duper SAS programmer?
        Sas - you are a total tart
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          DO you need a one time super-duper SAS programmer?
          If he does, I'm available....
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            DO you need a one time super-duper SAS programmer?
            I fawt u woz da management like?
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Sas - you are a total tart
              And I'm a bigger tart (in all ways)...
              Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                I fawt u woz da management like?
                Recently have been getting so bored I'm seriously thinking of jacking it all in and going contracting. And no I wont be starting a thread about it.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Flubster View Post
                  If he does, I'm available....
                  How's the market flub? Looks like there loads on the credit/risk side as opposed to pharma sector.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Credit risk rocks (but then I would say that )

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