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Hero of The Western World
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostComment
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Not my favourite Scotsman. Not even in the top 100 ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Got to be some kind of joke hasn't it?
One of my favourite stories about Bono is the one where he's between songs at a gig and starts preaching about world poverty. He's stood there doing a slow hand clap and says " Every time I clap my hands, a child dies" so some wag in the crowd shouts "then stop clapping your f*****g hands then you t**t"Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostGot to be some kind of joke hasn't it?
One of my favourite stories about Bono is the one where he's between songs at a gig and starts preaching about world poverty. He's stood there doing a slow hand clap and says " Every time I clap my hands, a child dies" so some wag in the crowd shouts "then stop clapping your f*****g hands then you t**t"
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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So while USA, China, Russia and India are putting the world to rights our Prime Minister is having dinner with......................
"Rock star Bono, Queen Rania of Jordan, and the Israeli defence minister Ehud Barak were among the audience"Comment
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I have a great idea about how GB could be popular here at home. Nobody ever speaks ill of the dead.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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The prime minister, in New York for the UN general assembly, was honoured as world statesman of the year at a VIP-packed gala dinner. The award was presented on behalf of the Appeal of Conscience Foundation, an interfaith organisation which campaigns for religious freedom and human rights, by the veteran US former secretary of state Henry Kissinger.
What a joke.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI have a great idea about how GB could be popular here at home. Nobody ever speaks ill of the dead.
Why oh why doesn't the UK breed the sort of psychopathic marksmen we need in such a crisis, like America does?
Is there grassy knoll anywhere near Parliament Square?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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