I just got hit by an egg

[BrilloPad]

Just filling up with petrol as few cars drove in 2 minutes after I arrived. I thought "thank god I got in before the rush". last car goes to pump opposite mine. Next I hear splat and egg has hit the car : a small amount went on me. They accelerated away laughing. Went and paid : asked if there was any chance CCTV picked up number plate. Was told unlikely. Not that I probably would have bothered reporting it. Went out to the car and they were driving past laughing! I drove after them but got caught at lights.

Please feel free to call me Wilmslow...........

[thunderlizard]

Watch out for this one, going around the east end lately:
(1) Urchin throws egg at windscreen
(2) Driver jumps out of car to remonstrate
(3) Urchin's mate jumps into car on passenger side and drives car away.

[Zippy]

<<canned laughter>>

at least it wasn't anything more serious

[suityou01]

Just filling up with petrol as few cars drove in 2 minutes after I arrived. I thought "thank god I got in before the rush". last car goes to pump opposite mine. Next I hear splat and egg has hit the car : a small amount went on me. They accelerated away laughing. Went and paid : asked if there was any chance CCTV picked up number plate. Was told unlikely. Not that I probably would have bothered reporting it. Went out to the car and they were driving past laughing! I drove after them but got caught at lights.

Please feel free to call me Wilmslow...........

Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy couldn't this have happened to Dim Prawn?

[Alf W]

When I was much younger me and a group of my grebo mates went through a phase of chucking meat pies out of moving cars at Goths. I'm not particularly proud of it but it was very very funny when one connected.

[thunderlizard]

I wondered why goths always looked so pasty.

[cailin maith]

I wondered why goths always looked so pasty.

Here you go sweetheart, I got your coat for you

[AtW]

Just filling up with petrol

Was your chauffeur on a day off or something?

[Shimano105]

It'll be them Fathers for Justice twunts

[BrilloPad]

Was your chauffeur on a day off or something?

These days I am a chauffer. I work for sasguru.

And he is even grumpier and more miserable than he is on cuk.....