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    #1

    Sausage up a side street

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...9-lb-baby.html



    ouch.
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    #2
    I think you mean....

    ....fag butt down an alley way...

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      #3
      Ouch indeed!

      Mind you, the baby is only 1cm longer than Pogle jnr was when she was removed.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #4
        At least it was a caesarean
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          At least it was a caesarean
          With a 17 inch scar!!!
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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