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    Getting renewed and just got an incentive bonus from my pimp

    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      now i just have to keep reminding myself daily to think of the money

      I love my job
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #4
        What is this incentive bonus of which you speak?

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          #5
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          now i just have to keep reminding myself daily to think of the money

          I love my job
          That much was clear when we met

          (and hopefully it won't be forever )

          If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            I thought Jobserve alerts were booming until I looked at them - all permie, despite my filter being contract. Permie market seems to be booming though.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              What is this incentive bonus of which you speak?
              A pot of the finest hair gel.

              BTW, congrats norrahe.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                That much was clear when we met

                (and hopefully it won't be forever )

                If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money

                Half hourly, with a total so far for the day
                Still Invoicing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  What is this incentive bonus of which you speak?
                  WMS!

                  Tell us more!!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    WMS!

                    Tell us more!!!
                    I tell you all about it on wednesday.

                    the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
                    they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

                    It's a very touchy feely thing
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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