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Oktoberfest; How much beer would you need?

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    Oktoberfest; How much beer would you need?

    to enjoy the night with this waitress? OK, so she's a bit 'girl next door', but 2 of those big glasses and I bet she turns into a young Sharon Stone.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 25 September 2009, 10:02.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    A lot of beers

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    to enjoy the night with this waitress? OK, so she's a bit 'girl next door', but how many of those big glasses would you need for her to become a young Sharon Stone?
    The more beers she can carry the more she earns so she would need to
    carry a lot to earn Sharon Stones daily rate.

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      #3
      Link SFW?
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        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Link SFW?
        Not really work related but worse has been posted.

        Buxom-ish young lass with an arm full of beer

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          #5
          We all fell madly in love with the waitress who served our table at Oktoberfest. I took a photo of her at some point during the evening. Man, they really need to invent beer goggle lenses for cameras.

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            #6
            She's quite fit...












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              #7
              I'd sent her back to fill those glasses up.
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                #8
                face like spanked azz

                but you can poke the fire without checking out the mantlepiece etc etc

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  face like spanked azz

                  but you can poke the fire without checking out the mantlepiece etc etc
                  one beer for you then
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Sod the boat race, check out those knokers.
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