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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
The bloke that wrote that line only died a few days ago.
Troy Kennedy Martin: Z Cars, Edge of Darkness and The Italian Job. Most people would die happy being responsible for any one of those three works.
At 20:30 tonight on Radio 4 he will be mentioned on Last Word.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Courtesy of Google's translation mechanism, which seems to have done an most creditable job:
Bank robbers used too much dynamite
Two men are killed during an attempt to rob a bank in Belgium. They used too much dynamite and blew himself up.
A robbery attempt against a bank in the small town of Dinant, 100 kilometers from Brussels in Belgium, ended tragically for two men who tried to enrich themselves illegally.
The men would blow a hole in a cash machine, but apparently they used too much dynamite. This meant that they blew themselves to death.
03.20 Saturday after residents nearby had heard a huge bang, which blew a large part of the bank building in pieces.
Quickly took the policemen a perpetrators. He was still alive but died shortly afterwards of his injuries.
Once offenders were found dead Saturday afternoon when fire department had started to tidy up the ruins.
The prosecution says there is found a large quantity of dynamite on the ground. Too much if the robbers would simply open an ATM.
One of the two slain bar identification documents from Kosovo, said police, who also believes that there has been a third of Detonation, but he has slipped away.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Possible Darwin award winners?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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English version: http://www.javno.com/en-world/clumsy...mselves_276484Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Google translation did that? I must seriously change from using Yahooo's Babel Fish.
PS Hey! Why is Googlle suddenly spelt with 2 ls? Or have I just had too much vodka?Last edited by xoggoth; 27 September 2009, 18:22.bloggoth
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAt 20:30 tonight on Radio 4 he will be mentioned on Last Word.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPS Hey! Why is Googlle suddenly spelt with 2 ls? Or have I just had too much vodka?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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