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    Have a fake attention seeking dilema? Then here is the place for other more gullible members to indulge you
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    What's the recent news on She-Who-Cannot-Be-Named?

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      #3
      Oh thank goodness - maybe someone can help!

      Brad Pitt, Viggo Mortenson or Russell Crowe. Which two hearts should I break?
      It's a real toughie
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Oh thank goodness - maybe someone can help!

        Brad Pitt, Viggo Mortenson or Russell Crowe. Which two hearts should I break?
        It's a real toughie
        ooh I don't know. Gerard Depardieu has just asked me to run a vineyard.

        What's a girl supposed to do
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          #5
          I can't decide on my itinerary for my tour of the Caribbean islands over the next six months. Should I go north to south or the other way?
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            I'm being stalked by a red-haired hottie who used to post on this site. But she's a bit bonkers. Should I bonk her before getting the police involved?

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              #7
              Clearly made up as there are no attractive women who post on this site
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Clearly made up as there are no attractive women who post on this site
                Better get yer tin hat dusted off
                Me, me, me...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Clearly made up as there are no attractive women who post on this site
                  How do you know? I've met some of them.

                  (By "some" I don't mean only some of those I've met are, just that I've met only some of them.)
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                    #10
                    I'm happy.

                    How's that for a fantasy?

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