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    We are Gordon! We are Gordon!

    Labour dreams in a financial circus
    Running around like a clown on hard drugs.
    Who gives a damn about the party you come from?
    No expenses yet your MP gets 'em.

    Mucking it up again
    Running for election.

    Waking up
    In the midday sun
    What's to live for?
    You could see what I've done
    Staring at emotion
    In the light of day
    I was running
    From the things that you'd say

    We are not what you think we are
    We are useless, we are Gordon.
    We are not what you think we are
    We are gormless, we are Gordon.

    Labour dreams of a banking cockup
    Running around like a twat on purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the country you come from?
    No giving up those lovely share options.

    Mucking about again
    Running for government.
    Running around again
    Headless chickens.

    I was a boy
    At No 10 door
    Why you staring
    Do you still think that you know?
    Looking for treasure
    In the tax that you threw
    Like a magpie
    I live for backhanders, not you

    We are not what you think we are
    We are useless, we are Gordon.
    We are not what you think we are
    We are gormless, we are Gordon.

    Pointless dreams in a mentalist circus
    Running the UK like a clown on purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the people you steal from?
    No decent MPs even though we might want some.

    Now I'm sat on the dole
    I'm finally looking around
    Left here on my own
    I'm gonna hurt myself
    Maybe losing my home
    I'm still wondering why
    Had to let the world let it bleed dry

    We are not what you think we are
    We are not what you think we are
    We are not what you think we are
    We are fukked up, you are fukked up.

    Sleepless dreams in a nightmare circus
    Applying for work when there is no purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the pension they stole from?
    Just give up if you're young and you want some.

    Spinning the lies again
    Running for running
    Running UK again
    Robbing and running

    We are not what you think we are
    We are corrupt, you are bankrupt.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Labour dreams in a financial circus
    Running around like a clown on hard drugs.
    Who gives a damn about the party you come from?
    No expenses yet your MP gets 'em.

    Mucking it up again
    Running for election.

    Waking up
    In the midday sun
    What's to live for?
    You could see what I've done
    Staring at emotion
    In the light of day
    I was running
    From the things that you'd say

    We are not what you think we are
    We are useless, we are Gordon.
    We are not what you think we are
    We are gormless, we are Gordon.

    Labour dreams of a banking cockup
    Running around like a twat on purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the country you come from?
    No giving up those lovely share options.

    Mucking about again
    Running for government.
    Running around again
    Headless chickens.

    I was a boy
    At No 10 door
    Why you staring
    Do you still think that you know?
    Looking for treasure
    In the tax that you threw
    Like a magpie
    I live for backhanders, not you

    We are not what you think we are
    We are useless, we are Gordon.
    We are not what you think we are
    We are gormless, we are Gordon.

    Pointless dreams in a mentalist circus
    Running the UK like a clown on purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the people you steal from?
    No decent MPs even though we might want some.

    Now I'm sat on the dole
    I'm finally looking around
    Left here on my own
    I'm gonna hurt myself
    Maybe losing my home
    I'm still wondering why
    Had to let the world let it bleed dry

    We are not what you think we are
    We are not what you think we are
    We are not what you think we are
    We are fukked up, you are ****ked up.

    Sleepless dreams in a nightmare circus
    Applying for work when there is no purpose.
    Who gives a damn about the pension they stole from?
    Just give up if you're young and you want some.

    Spinning the lies again
    Running for running
    Running UK again
    Robbing and running

    We are not what you think we are
    We are corrupt, you are bankrupt.
    I had that down as being sung to the tune of that's entertainment, but halfway in it seemed to stop working ...
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Should it not be..

      We are Gawwwdon, we are Gawwwdon

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        #4
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        I had that down as being sung to the tune of that's entertainment, but halfway in it seemed to stop working ...
        Try again to the tune of Mika's We Are Golden

        (which I cannot stand but Radio 2 is currently using it as wallpaper)
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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