Beaten by the Germans again!

[_V_]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html

German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

[Zippy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html

German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Well, that would make a refreshing change.

[Doggy Styles]

IIRC German women used to criticise their men for being too orderly when they get in the sack. They'd empty their pockets, laying everything out neatly on the dresser, then fold up each item of clothing after taking it off.

The women didn't say, but I'd imagine The Flight Of The Valkyrie at top volume must get a bit wearing too.

[OwlHoot]

[url]... English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy) ...

Too lazy? That's ridiculous - What's a guy supposed to do lying on his back when the woman is doing all the work? Read the paper?

[Platypus]

Too lazy? That's ridiculous - What's a guy supposed to do lying on his back when the woman is doing all the work? Read the paper?

I usually have a nap. She wakes me up when finished so that I can ask her how was it for her.

[dang65]

too smelly, too lazy, too quick, too dominating, too rough, too lovey-dovey, too selfish, too loud, too sweaty, too hairy

Man, I really need to investigate my family tree one of these days. I'm pretty sure I've been accused of all of those.

[Brussels Slumdog]

German women would also beat the English

1 Germany - Hairy armpits
2 England- ?????????????

[Pondlife]

7. Wales (too selfish)




It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.

[TimberWolf]

7. Wales (too selfish)




It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.

Yeah, it should be 6 rather than 7. What kind of selfish sex act is 7?

[The Lone Gunman]

I have taken great pleasure in posting that link to my work mates.