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    Got the time on you cock?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ew-Labour.html

    I blame the greedy bankers.

    #2
    probably a gift from his 'mate' Oleg Deripaska

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      #3
      Are Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?

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        #4
        Originally posted by dang65 View Post
        Are Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?
        Yes. They should have blackened faces and call the Tories guvnor.

        Blackened by coal dust that is.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

          Blackened by the soot from the pyre that is.
          FTFY
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            But they are only £20 in the Turkish Market!
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              I thought that the tagline for these was that you never owned a Patek Phillipe, merely looking after it for the next generation? I do hope that Mandelson hasn't passed on his demonseed...

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                #8
                Originally posted by dang65 View Post
                Are Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?
                Oh God! Where did this one crawl out from.

                You're not one of Derek Draper's tools are you?

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  I do hope that Mandelson hasn't passed on his demonseed...
                  I'm sure he has, but luckily it will have fallen on stoney ground.
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                    #10
                    For £20k, it's remarkably restrained. Just looks like a fairly decent man's watch to me.

                    Anyway why is this news? How many people here have spent £20k more than they needed to to get an Audi/BMW instead of a perfectly adequate Ford/Toyota? How many here could afford a £20k watch if they wanted one? I should think quite a few... Prawn could buy us all watches if he wanted
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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